I don’t know if it has anything to do with how I look or what but the creepers are coming out the woodwork today. Let me check the calendar to see if it’s a Full Moon. *goes to check* Soooo I guess it’s not a full moon and folks are just stupid everyday. I’m sure I’m not the only one that has had these experiences but I shall tell about them anyway. The weirdos on Ok Cupid and Plenty of Fish are in full force today. LMAO! Wanna hear about them? Okay.
PAYING FOR P*SSY
Some weirdo just messaged me asking me if I wanted to have a booty call. FIRST of all, if you look at his pics, they’re OLD which means he’s oldER than the pics that he has up. And he’s already old in the pics. LOL. So once I told the fool that I wasn’t on there for booty calls, he tells me that he has had five booty calls with other women on the site. I promptly remind him that I’m not one of those women so he can kick rocks. THEN he comes back with an offer. That’s right, he just sat on here and offered me $500.00 and said it was his “final offer”. Well, shoot, what was the first offer? LMAO!
Hey, times are hard and I need money like the next money but uhhhh……no. LMAO! I don’t know you and if you’re just paying random women to have sex with you…well, I’m not your type. Anyhow, I turned him down and let him know that I was on the dating site looking for a husband, not some dude to just have sex with. LMAO! And he clearly doesn’t know who he’s messing with because….well….I’m a little off and I would probably rape him, take his money, and cut him into pieces. Okay, I wouldn’t rape him. LMAO! I’m kidding people, sheesh, don’t call the cops.
This just further reminds me NEVER to let my daughter online for anything. These people are nuts. On to the next creeper (yes, there is another story).
WORSHIPING A GODDESS
Apparently I am now a deity. Well, you know how men LOVE to pump a woman’s head up online? I swear, if you have low self esteem, put some pics on any dating site and you will have men out the woodwork worshiping you as if you were a queen. Today, I got called a goddess by some old man on Ok Cupid. Just make a note that the creepers are on both sites. I think the truly weird creepers are on Plenty of Fish though. Oh, maybe all of this is because it’s Friday and people are trying to find someone or something to do. Who knows?
Anyhow this old man is now worshiping me. It was okay to call me a goddess as his first message to me as most men talk about how beautiful I am (I’m not saying this to arrogant, but this is what they say. Do I believe it when they say it? Not at all but I say “Thank you” and move on with my day). But now I’m getting
You are an amazing goddess! A true superior black goddess! I offer my loyalty to bow down before you!
Sooooo how many times am I going to have to say “Thank you”. Hey, I get it. You think I’m pretty BUT this is going a bit overboard. LMAO! If I were to make a collage of all the “beautiful”, “goddess”, “statuesque”, “pretty” messages I got, you would be annoyed. And then, and only then, would you understand how I feel. In person, I’m not good with a lot of compliments. So, to come onto the dating sites and get 16-20 messages of people just telling you how beautiful you are can make you a little leery of sites like this.
ARGUING ABOUT GIVING OUT MY NUMBER
Everyday, I get some dude that wants to argue with me about the fact that I don’t want to give my number out. EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!! I don’t know what the heck the problem is with these men but they’re always in a rush to talk to me on the phone and give their number to me (I rarely ask for their number and will only ask for it if I plan to use it). So, today (as usual), someone asks me if we can exchange numbers. Interestingly enough, I just talked to them (barely) today. The excuse is always “I don’t come on here a lot”. Hey, well, if you see someone that you’re interested in and enjoy conversation with you, you WILL come on the site to talk to them, now won’t you? *lookin* Well, at least I did. And then, after talking to them for a little bit, I will ask them for their number and give them mine. But these guys come on, say “My name is __________, here’s my number, call me”. That’s when I invite them to read my flippin profile and think about it. I’ve got dudes on these sites that have been talking to me for weeks and they respect what I put out there enough to wait. I respect them for that and THEN they get my number. So, anyhow, today this guy responds to me NOT giving my number out by saying this:
That is ok. To me, that is the one of the best way of communication to me to get to know someone! By talking and seeing each other. It is all good with your e-mailing way of getting to know a person. I just don’t think people who are trying to get to know each other can gain anything by just looking at your computer or phone and typing to get to know someone. Lol.
I gain pretty well actually. I’m not saying talk to me for the rest of your life on the computer. However, number exchanging does come a little later. Not the day of. Not even the week of sometimes. My profile clearly states that. I’ve met someone on here and talked to him in person and on the phone for five months. But it comes in its own time. I don’t rush anything.
To me, you’re not interested if you can’t wait at least a little bit to talk to someone. I know I’m different, and I’m fine with that. It’s not a huge problem unless you’re planning on getting off the site and disabling your account. If that’s the case, well, do that. Disable your account and call it a day. You could miss out on something good. My request is simple. I don’t force it on you. If you don’t like the request, just bounce. I won’t judge you. But don’t sit there and try to argue my personal rule with me because you’ll lose. He responded but, at that point, he got deuced out. I didn’t particularly care for him anyway.
Oh, the Goddess guy just sent me another message. He now wants to be my slave. *blank stare* Let me end this blog here. I’ll let you know what happens with that guy later. LMAO!